Dating oneliners

Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat? My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis? Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink". " Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, just like you." Girlfriend: "Actually life is short, just like your dick." Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure! In the world of dating apps/websites, there’s so much competition out there for cute girls, your opening line can make or break whether she will engage. Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.

Just how do you get a young lady (or gentleman) to take a chance on you, anyway?

Why spend so much time creeping that hot girl's (or guy!

) page if you're not going to DO something about it?

It’s insanely difficult to be funny, engaging, interesting, etc., in an opening line with a girl you know nearly nothing about.

But while you may be a boring dolt who is a complete drain on society, I’m a creative genius, and have perfected the art of openers.

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