Funny dating headlines for dating sites

With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. • Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.

The virtual world of dating is all about getting attention with catchy headlines.• I believe in long term relationship because happiness is not the only thing in life! • Looking for someone who can deal with new age, female Einstein. • If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.

The Bristol Evening Post newspaper has informed Will and Guy of the following amusing happening.

Outside Bristol Zoo is a car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

Best of all, it's open to ugly folks who want to better their hereditary lines.

He had an scam whereby he left the car park at pm, but returned unofficially at pm and reopened the car park.

At the end of the night he pocketed all the evening's takings.

How do you rise above 1000s of profiles in an Online Dating Site? Are you drawn into the unassuming but sort of cute, Cool - now I’ve got a setting for a 2 minute fantasy, and I want to know more about him!

You’ve only got a couple of seconds to make a lasting impression. Think about this, dear friends - When you scan the profiles over your rare coffee break - which ones grab your 7 1/2 spare minutes?

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