Keep in mind that funny pick-up lines can backfire quickly, so it’s always best to follow your line up with a friendly “juuuust kidding! “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” …and along the same produce lines…
” Here are our favorites: The Top 25 Pick Up Lines (these are too AWESOME for the public): Want the real winners? This one uttered by Clark Gable in ‘Red Dust’ in 1932. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.” 29.
Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
Or want to be prepared for the “pick up line ninjas”? Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…
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