Let’s recreate the scene: Make believe you’re at a table seat Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat Way below the apron Maybelline, smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease, she’s a babe an 8 at least You wanna push the plate of quasadillas off the table, and spread them angel’s wings, but you can’t say a thing?If you don’t do well with women, They sell prescription drugs on television May cause loss of appetite Malnutrition, Dizzy spells, And different bells were ringing, And that’s where I come in and give ’em a little extra help to get ’em (You can’t get) You see, confidence is key when entering any situation.
Like nothing you've ever heard before, THD is an entire musical revue in one small package, a fabulous night out's entertainment; you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp in amazement at all they have to offer.(In her pants) We all have insecurities So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others (But you don’t) Hey, she’s gonna (banging sound) somebody (Give a damn) So why not you!The drunker you are, The easier it is to get laid, But the harder it is to (boing sound) You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you been thinking of The girl at the Pizza Hut, Midgets, Nuns, Whatever little miss it was.Now think about that before you go steady Or maybe at your own wedding(You can't get)If she's your girlfriend Leave her alone with your friends(In her pants)Now, I don't expect no virgin But let 'em try to screw her If she's flirting, or she (But you don't)It won't work man Get rid of her And get yourself a new girlfriend Remember(Give a damn)The currency exchange rate: At this party she's an 8At the club a 7At my apartment a 10Environment dictates The morning after She may slip to a 3' Cause some things are better just to lust for(This concludes the introductory segment of the Godforbid self-help collection.)Hey, sleep with other races Help out international relations(For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club and/or liquor store.Thank you, and enjoy yourself.)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(This is a good country filled with good people but what good is 'good' in times like these?