Whether you're a fan of the dramatic one-liners, or you just like talking about cats and dogs — do what feels right to you.And, if you get a response that piques your interest, even better! Men (okay, most men not all) are awful at flirting, even when it comes in a comfortable online dating-app platform.One only has to look at posts put up by the Instagram feed Tinder Nightmares to get convinced. Same goes for all the uncle-jis in our life – they’re just a random older relative. Wait, what do you mean they’re not really your aunty?! Yes, we all have at least one relative called Pinky, and what? They all can speak fluent English, punctuated with Indian swear words... You need to approach your Tinder bio like you might approach a profile picture. Everyone knows it’s one big, edited, selective lie, but hey…if we’re all doing it… Obviously, we don’t mean you should actually only spend two minutes writing it.You need to trawl through your photographic repertoire until you find a photo with the best lighting, the best angles, the best side. Rule number one: Your bio should be short and sweet. No one wants to think you’re the kind of guy who tucks himself into bed on a Thursday night and spends an hour writing a Tinder personal statement whilst sipping a green tea and listening to Einaudi. By all means do spend an entire Thursday evening in bed writing the damn thing, just don’t make it look like you did. Your name, age and distance are already listed, and that’s all you need.
However, here's what you should know -the competition is really tough out there.
"But I hung on and kept communicating because I wanted to see the end of the movie." The ending came as no surprise to experts on romance scams.
Morrison's erstwhile Romeo claimed he needed her to "lend" him ,000 to deal with one of the many crises he had fabricated.
Take it or leave it.’ It’s pathetically indulgent, and no-one likes a smart-arse. The creative guy “Premium Cat Facts available on request. I have ten suits so I make a great plus one for your summer weddings. Tell me where you need residency, and I’ll marry you there to get you in.” The funny guy “Med student and dog lover.
I enjoy exploring, eating out, meeting new people and, and the Oxford comma. Ranked 4th in the world for thumb wrestling.” Then, get your openers right.