But four wedding speeches I have undoubtedly given, which makes me ....
We will teach you how to relieve a bit of the pressure initially with a joke, get into some details about how you met the couple and what they mean to you and then ultimate deliver the final epic toast that gets people on their feet.
Sometimes, it gets a little outta control, even with the best of intentions.
Merriam-Webster's online dictionary defines a toast as "the act of proposing or of drinking in honor of a person who is highly admired." In other words, you're supposed to raise a glass to acknowledge the love the new couple has expressed to one another, to give their new marriage your blessing, or to just say congratulations.
It always settles the nerves when you get a laugh so here’s a few best man speech jokes and one liners to give you a bit of inspiration.
You will obviously have your own style and sense of humour so you may wish to adapt or not use at all!