Onions, tomatoes, lemon, an avocado, and its seed — that’s the perfect recipe for a cabron’s daily nutritional need. Think of it as a bear taking control of your body (but remember, biting is only allowed if you agree to it)! ” Seriously, when they say this, they’re not trying to get into your pants (at least not the first time…even though it happens).” Their facial expressions are so real you won’t see any negativity. However, be warned that Mexicans are naturally good at exaggerating the truth. It’s especially hilarious when they try to imitate a foreign accent. Even when they say bad words it sounds good to you. I’m trying to move forward.” They will obey by letting you be and not talking to you. You will always be that special girl in their life.But don’t blame them, it’s just part of their funny banter and sense of humor. Jokes are randomly thrown and it will make you laugh your heart out. Hearing a Mexican trying to speak with an Indian accent is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Which gets me to thinking, if they dated 10 girls, that means they have 10 special girls? Mexicans are so full of love, they are always willing to share it.How come that thing hasn’t gone viral on You Tube yet? This post originally appeared on A Journey of Wonders and has been re-published here with permission.Yet for many Mexican women the only ideal is to find a husband to support her.And preferably buy her lots of accessories in the meanwhile.When Sally, a Brit, arrived in Madrid five years ago she had the rather unrealistic expectation that Javier Bardem lookalikes would be queuing up to sweep her off her feet. Now in her early 30s and a seasoned veteran of the dating scene she tells the Local how to avoid the pitfalls of a Spanish mummy´s boy and the perils of communicating through the language barrier.
Admittedly, things have moved on from 50 years ago when it would be a disgrace for a women to leave the house alone, the home being her nest and domain.Don’t even think about not liking spiciness — that’s a no go!There’s a Mexican expression, ”si no pica, no sabe” which means, “If it’s not spicy, it’s not tasty.” Don’t be surprised if you see a Mexican opening the door for his girlfriend, or even carrying her handbag. If a Mexican is swearing in front of, or even at you, then it’s a good sign.1 - Breaking the apron strings Photo of a man and his mother: Shutterstock If you believe you can move the relationship along at a snail´s pace and build up to meeting the family at around the six- month mark, then think again.If he´s into you then you can expect him to ask you to meet his mum, cousins and uncle Jose pretty quickly.